wtf? -- by Regnier

Ok so a friend of mine has recently been talking to me more and calling me, shes been having boyfriend problums and so on so forth. She'd call me about everynight and tell me all this going on with her and him. So me being the nice guy i listen and give her advice and shit. so then yesterday night she told me she liked me and all this shit.

ok so today i dont get any texts and no IMs and no call. so i decid to IM her cuz im bored , and i ask her how shits going with her BF and she says "we worked shit out and stuff great!" then stops talking to me.

why is it women only call u when they need something....?

pssh i hate being used and idk why she told me she liked me, someone told me
"they have a genetic structure to them, that requires them to have a cock at all times"
...starting to think what he said is true...

but not all women are like that just a large part.

blah

- Regnier

Bugs...

The current work place were starting to have the "end of summer" bug problem. You know, the one where all the bugs want to go inside and not get cold at night. Well I swear that some of them are terrorists, because some of them have dove into cooking food in attempt to give my restaurant a bad name. A suicide bombing of some sort. It really pisses me off because heath protocols make it extremely hard to get rid of the bugs without a large cost to the restaurant. So once their there, there is not much you can do about it.

maybe the bugs are from terror groups against certain restaurants? Not entirely impossible.

My Spaces -- By Jacob

Ok, Please note what this says. It says repost this or die. (for those who will not read it) Do you actually believe that. That and the fact that it mentions being killed in bed and condoms in the same paragraph.

Does anyone actually believe that?

I swear whoever does must be a lunatic. STOP posting BS posts. It makes more important posts like ones about our site disappear faster.


AND Look

See all the dots? Those are people who have seen this site. Most of them must have generally happy lives.


And FYI I'm a twisted condom

Yay for people come back soon

damit -- by Regnier

somethin thats been pissing me off are immature people. Like this girl I know, she is so immature and childish it drives me crazy and makes me wanna "pod her" [ lol ]. I have no clue why i still talk to this girl. I really wish some people would just grow up and stop with all the stupid bullshit.

- Regnier

i dont know. -- by Regnier

I'm so confused and so lost. Nothing making much sense as of right now. I seem to take all my problums and hid them, kinda like I throw everything in my closet and say ill worry about it later. I supose I need to stop puting shit off and need to face my problums. blah.

- Regnier

Karma's a Bitch -- by Kati

To make this as general as possible;

Maybe it's just me, but does anyone else feel like their karma is extremely fucked up?

Anyone?

I feel like everyone's got life figured out, and their goal is to make sure I don't find out how the whole process works. It's like a secret code. And I'm left out.

Rawr.

Kati.

Aliens Please -- by Chris

I don't get it... Why do people see alien space craft by themselves.. Or with a select few other people? It pisses me off cause I want to see UFO's and better yet get abducted... It makes me wonder, were people tripping on acid and saw a bird fly by, or did they really see it. I want to see it with my own to eyes, I want to get abducted and explore the spacecraft and alien worlds. I do believe in aliens, because, how can we be the only ones out here, I don't think its possible for us to be the only ones, I think we could possibly be an experiment done by aliens. I think the aliens should

1. Either stop hiding and appear during the day or
2. People should stop making up storys after the trip...

Really, it gets my hopes up. Anyways, if anyone has any advice on how 2 get abducted, I would appreciate it...

peace

-Chris-

Drugs Are Bad. Mmmkay? -- by Anonymous

I just want everyone to know, drugs are not appealing to everyone. I like this girl I work with mainly because she stands up for her morals. So were doing a bit of the chitting and chatting, when someone mentions that they are going to have liquor and are going to be drinking tonight. Immediately, she wants to know more about what their doing and if she can get some too. I don't drink so... That makes that more important than me?

Well, I thought she was cool. What a turn off.

A lot of people believe drinking in moderation is ok, and I'm not bashing drinking. My point is that it felt like she had made a thing more important than a person.

BLAH -- by Regnier

Ok i'v come to the conclusion that I'm not very bright, as in the sence that I do thing that I know I shouldnt do? You'd think I would have learned my lession by now...aparently not.

oh well

Blah, or as Dom says BAH

- Regnier

why? -- by Regnier

Why? Why is it that your not allowed to have what you want? why is it when such an amazing girl actually likes you alot, she has to live in orlando? when do I get a break?

ok so pretty much I met this girl a wile back threw some friends. So I got to know her really well and started talking to her alot, shes really awsome. ok so today she tells me shes deciding if she should tell me something or not. its about 10:30am in the morning and my brain wasnt working so I had no idea what she coudl posibly have to tell me so it starts to bug me and a pull it out of her and she says this " um..I like you" and I sit there with this look of shock on my face. I was shcked because this girl is so beautiful and so amazing and she likes me!

So yea, Im happy as hell but depressed at the same time. I wish shit could work out...but shes gonna come visit and she was talking about moving down here,since shes 18 and all and turns 19 in a month or so ya never know what could happen.

So maybe it will work out who knows.

-Regnier

The OTHER -- by Jacob

Come on its just inductive reasoning.


[23:39] Jacob: http://ran7.blogspot.com
[23:39] Jacob: and
[23:39] Jacob: http://thelatenightshowwithjacob.blogspot.com
[23:42] Other: is that your blog?
[23:43] Jacob: yeperz
[23:43] Other: so where is she?
[23:43] Jacob: fuckin a
[23:43] Other: huh?
[23:43] Jacob: read the about us on the right side
[23:44] Other: yeah...
[23:45] Jacob: get it now?
[23:47] Other: no actually I don't lol sorry
[23:48] Jacob: We the people, decided that it would be a good thing if the general public had a chance to express there anger. That anger towards others, work, companies and so forth.

This anger can be released in many different forms: Seriously, compassionately, or (our favorite) sarcastically.

So instead of taking your sorrows out on the TV and a six pound microwave burrito, tell the world!
[23:48] Jacob: right under that it says send us your rant
[23:48] Other: ohh
[23:48] Other: so your tellin them?
[23:49] Other: and what is your rant? are u 2 good or not?
[23:49] Jacob: I don't know
[23:49] Jacob: but I'm about to post a rant about you
[23:49] Jacob: not to be mean
[23:52] Other: hah thanks

Block the bitch! -- by Rob

I am curious to know why telephones and cellphones dont have a block caller feature. The reason I just thought of this is because yesterday morning when I was trying to sleep, my sister kept getting calls from her friend that she didn't want to talk to. Since shes too much of a pussy to just tell the dude to fuck off. She kept answering the phone and hanging up then and guy would call back again. Finally I just got up and unplugged the phone from the wall.

I hate waking up >:|

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